Transformers: Age of Extinction

(M) Paramount Home Entertainment DVD/BD & Digital Download

The world has changed significantly since the last chapter in the Transformers franchise. After the destruction of Chicago, the US government has been hunting down all of the robots/aliens. The robots are being hunted down by a secretive partnership between the CIA director, Harold Attinger (Kelsey Grammar) and an extra-terrestrial bounty hunter. This evil pairing have nefarious goals in mind, one to find Optimus Prime and the other to develop weapons based on the alien technology. The Yeagers are the new family unit for this edition of the Transformers franchise. Cade and Tessa (Mark Wahlberg, Nicola Peltz) who hail from the bastion of American patriotism, Texas, which ironically doesn’t seem to include any Texas accents. The Yeagers find Optimus Prime and help to resurrect him. In the process, they are pulled into this new world that is looking destroy all of the Transformers.

The Yeager family and their allies travel from Texas to Chicago and find out they are up against an evil triumvirate that exists between the alien, Attinger and the head of a technology company KSI (Stanley Tucci) who attempts to channel Steve Jobs in his peformance. KSI has discovered the robots are developing uses for a new metal called Transformia. Once the central plot is established, the battle between good and evil begins. Transformers and humans battle from the US to China to save the worlds of the humans and the Autobots from extinction. Include in this mix Dinobots, dog robots, an explanation of dinosaur extinction on earth and enough product placement to satisfy any marketing executive. What you are left with is a very confusing film.

The summary may cause confusion and rolling eyes, but the plot is only part of the problem with this film.

The first challenge presented by this film is it’s length. The story struggles to hold together throughout the 165 minutes. The CGI effects are good, but there is nothing new to cause awe in the effects. Throughout this series, the special effects have helped in carrying the franchise, but they are not enough to make up for the weaknesses in the script. Transformers: Age of Extinction struggles to jumpstart this anthology.

A key difficulty with the film is the style of its director Michael Bay (The Rock, Transformers) and his timeline struggles. The plot jumps make it difficult to know where the characters are in the world and the story. Key characters disappear and reappear without explanation or logic and rules of daylight do not seem to apply to Bay’s Transformers universe. Even with these weaknesses the story is a potential supercharged thrill ride which careens down the highway. It is easy to miss some plot holes, timeline difficulties and poorly timed dialogue, primarily due to the velocity at which the story travels, but because of its shear length the plot holes become more and more obvious.

There was a glimmer of hope for the film with the inclusion of new faces like Mark Wahlberg, Stanley Tucci, and even Kelsey Grammer, but it is a false hope. Wahlberg was utilised for his biceps not for his acting ability, Tucci seems to be brought in for his comedic abilities, and Grammer attempts to portray evil but can’t deliver it. The best way to describe this film would be a compare it to a car with a Ferrari chasis and a VW beetle engine.

It is understandable that  most people go to see a Transformers film to see the robots and see them destroy each other and everything around them. One thing that can be said about Michael Bay, he is the master of product placement and encouraging people to buy General Motors products. His films are not meant to be a lesson in effective story telling, but they do serve as a visual lesson in scenes that connect the battle and action set pieces. Unfortunately, these scenes are pieced together by girls in short shorts, muscular male arms, and poorly placed one liners. It was a struggle to find the positive in this cinematic experience. There are hints of family values, but those are dashed within a few minutes of the introduction of the dialogue that includes lies, deception and the ‘Romeo & Juliet’ laws in Texas. In the end, choosing to see Transformers: The Age of Extinction, remember keep your expectations low,  enjoy the CGI and know there will be another in a couple of years.

Family seems to be a key component of the story line from the beginning, but that slowly falls apart. The violence and language should give parents of young children pause to go see Transformers. In the film, there is a nod towards honour and fighting against great odds for your beliefs, which does give this some redeeming qualities, but not enough to be recommend it for families.

Transformers: Age of Extinction is reminiscent of a long road trip, listening to 80’s greatest hits on the radio and sitting on a vinyl seat on a hot summer’s day. All you want is for the trip to end. Time to turn the ignition off and leave this one in the car park.

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